THE WORLD'S DEADLIEST PREDATOR

People keep talking about how such and such has "jumped the shark". Do sharks even have television?

I mean, they're swimming around, they're constantly on the move - do they care whether a TV show is a success or a failure? I don't think they're making phone votes for American Idol or X-Factor, really, I don't. How would they get their little flippers to work the keypad on the phone? What tariff do they use underwater? It just doesn't make sense to me. It doesn't hold water.

When a show turns sour in shark world how do they describe it? You've got your hammerhead and your great white discussing that difficult second season of NYPD Blue.

"You know that show's never been as good since they lost David Caruso. It really ducked the human."