KRUSTY IS ON HOLIDAY

Hey, hey, hey, quit bugging me already. I'm on a well-earned vacation, celebrating Krustivus*. However, you can expect more klowning from the start of the new year, so do come visit again then. Mark it in your diary right now.

And, in the meantime, you can always check out all the old entries again. They are below, waiting for your eyes (and, man, does that phrase remind me of a freaky trip to the surgery I once had...?!).

Whaddaya mean, you're only here for the new material? Eurgh! Tough crowd!


* Krustivus is a genuine, recognised holiday except in Europe. And New Zealand. And the USA. And... where are you? There. It's not recognised there, okay?