THE JERRY SIEGEL SHOPPING EXPERIENCE

The supermarket is like going to an amusement park only to find all the rides are out of order. You're surrounded by all this great stuff to eat and drink, but you're not actually allowed to have any of it while you're there. It's like "Wha--? I can’t go on the teacup ride while it's raining? The bumper cars are out of order? Awwww man!"

Nobody in the supermarket looks happy. Personally, I like to smile when I'm shopping - I find it keeps the people around me off balance. Everyone else is all "They took down the Ferris Wheel?!" Me? I've got playstation at home - what do I care?!