Monday, October 05, 2009

THE SHOES

In today's Metro newspaper they are running a poll to find out whether you think we are about to see a resurgence of swine flu.  A poll.  You can text in your vote, be it yes or no, to say whether you think swine flu will make a resurgence.

Is this how we're deciding illness epidemics these days?  Have we become so ingrained in voting for who's got talent, who dances the best, who should leave the Big Brother house, that now we've got to vote on everything?

The irony, of course, is that actual voting - you know, that stuff you do at election time to decide who's going to run your country - is dropping because interest in politics is dwindling.  The trouble there, it seems, is that you can't just text in your vote, you have to go to the designated voting booth, say who you are, ensure it is an honest, democratic process.  So what this basically boils down to is people are okay about voting until you ask them to wear shoes.  Shoes is just too much effort.  Theoretically, if a political party were to stand on a platform of "We'll accept text votes" they would win, even if their spokesman was Hitler's dog.  Presumably, he'd stand for the constituency of Dagenham and Barking, or perhaps the Isle of Dogs.  In fairness, Hitler's dog probably knows more about politics than many politicians in the public eye whom I could mention.

Back to the starting point here, what is a poll about whether you think we'll see more swine flu going to prove?  "Well, it turns out that 97% of our readers think we won't see a second wave of killer disease swine flu, so that means you'll all be safe and no one will die.  Another triumph of text vote democracy over life-threatening disease.  Nice work, Metro readers."

They really should run a poll asking whether these polls mean anything.  That's one poll I'd vote in.  So long as I didn't have to wear shoes.

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