THE TURNABOUT

Several hundred years ago Britain was sending its convicts to Australia. Today, it transpires that Australian police forces are now trying to recruit British police officers into their local force. Does nobody see some kind of irony to this? I mean, send the criminals, send the police.

What would be really smart is if we sent all the minor celebrities there, you know who I mean. We can tell them it's a celebrity Big Brother/Survivor type show and dump them there. Then we can send all over the idiots who make those types of shows and leave them there, too.

I think the world would be a better place.