NUGGET-ME-NOT
Whenever the chicken is used as comparison, you know it's going to be less than flattering. Your legs are like a chicken's legs. You have chicken wing shoulders. Sometimes, people will just be called chicken. "What are ya? Chicken?"
What is with the chicken references being so negative? Nobody's getting described as smart as a chicken, strong as a chicken, attractive as a chicken. It's always very antagonistic when the chicken is brought into play.
Are the chickens calling each other human by way of insult? "You've got human legs!" "Hey, cock-a-doodle human brains!" "Scared to go out in case the fox comes after ya? What are ya? Human?"
The next time someone brings up the chicken metaphor, I suggest you just smile. Sure, you'll end up with smile lines, but at least they'll be crow's feet.
posted by KlownKrusty @ 3:18 AM
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2 Comments:
Dear Uncle Krusty.
I think your show is much better than Gabbo's, especially the adverts. When will The Animated Adventures Of Matlock be coming back? And if you and Superman had a fight, who would win?
Stephen.
Dear fan,
Sure, like you'd ever see a green-haired, pale-faced, smiling clown fighting one of DC Comics' premier superheroes.
What is wrong with you people? Eurgh!
Yours,
Krusty
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