CLOTHES MAKE THE SUPERMAN

The most powerful member of the Justice League is their tailor. Because, without the costume, a superhero is really just an annoying guy who keeps butting in while everyone else is minding their own business.

Superman can punch through as many walls as he wants, if he turns up to save the world in jeans and a sports jacket, leather patches on the elbows, you'd have a lot of trouble taking him seriously. If Batman arrived wearing a cardigan from time to time, Commissioner Gordon would probably rely on the Bat Signal a lot less.

Where are they getting these outfits, anyway? The Kape-E-Mart? "Sale on capes!" "Tights - half price!" It would be weird working there, wouldn't it? Most frequently asked question of the sales assistant would be something like "Do you have this in Extra Invulnerable?"