BY GEORGE, INEVITABLY
That's Star Wars over with. Huh.
If anyone needs a trilogy of movies to sort out his issues it's Chewbacca. His on-screen story arc begins in Episode III (Revenge of the Sith) where he's seen fighting alongside Yoda the Jedi master and the clone armies of good. By Episode VI (Return of the Jedi) he's making a mock Tarzan holler as he enters battle alongside teddy bears mostly armed with cute. He was just as vital in blowing up that Death Star as Han Solo, but he didn't get a medal.
Forget Anakin Skywalker - Chewie's got to be the one repressing anger by now. He could Wookiee-out at any time. Arise, Darth Hairy. Episodes VII-IX await.
posted by KlownKrusty @ 5:02 AM
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And he never quite got over all that nazi-esque brutality his family had to endure on his life-day.
But he learned a valuable lesson - identification IS very important.
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