THE PROSECUTION CALLS - COCO, THE SIGN LANGUAGE MONKEY

The Michael Jackson trial keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Wasn't Elizabeth Taylor a character witness in the first week? Since then we've had testimonies from Macaulay Culkin and, this week, Jay Leno and Chris Tucker. There are hit movies with smaller, less well known casts than this. You have to be wondering who's next? Look, it's Jade from Big Brother. Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog. The Real Milli Vanilli. Dana.

There will come a point when anyone who's not been called as a witness at the Michael Jackson trial will be considered strictly B-list. Careers will be built on this trial.

(Note to lawyers - Krusty is available throughout the month of June. This gig pays, right?)