THE BONG

An Oxfordshire nursery has changed the lyrics to the classic nursery rhyme from "Baa Baa Black Sheep" to "Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep" to "avoid offence to people based on race". You know, I'm getting really tired of this. Rainbow Sheep is clearly an effort to promote hallucinogenic drugs to young children.

"Man, have you seen the rainbow sheep?"

Why bring this whole race issue nonsense into it? Do the stoners who run this Oxfordshire nursery really think anyone is falling for that old excuse? Are they that high on LSD that they think we won't spot what's going on there?

Rainbow sheep my eye!