Educational television has the best titles. No matter how dull the subject, they give it a really snappy title.
Zig Zag - You're zigging, you're zagging, it's very extreme sports because it's physical geography.
English Express - it's an express train ride through the rules of grammar. All aboard!
Why don't they name school classes like this?
Forget that lesson in History - let's call it Time Layering.
Physical Education? Climb Time.
Religious Studies? God Box.
I tell you, you give these classes names like that and the kids will come running. The truancy figures will fall right down, sub zero.
It's be a Cool School, you mean.
ReplyDeleteI never paid much attention at school. It's was boring.
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