THIS TIME IT'S PERSONALISED

What is the point of the personalised number plate again? I mean, they're all different anyway. Spelling out an approximation of your name using a wonky 4 and a 1 in place of the L - is it really worth the effort just so you can find your car in the multi-storey? Try remembering where you parked next time.

Batman's very precious about his stuff, have you noticed? He doesn't drive a car - he drives the batmobile. Remember when your Mum used to stitch a little nametag in your coat in case you lost it on the field trip? This is what Batman is doing here.

And he doesn't just restrict himself to the batmobile. In the batcave he has the batcomputer, the batseat, the batcopter parked next to the batboat, and on and on. The strange thing is, he's the world's greatest detective. So, if somebody were to steal, say, the batplane, you'd like to think he'd be best equipped to find it.

Batman: "Waitaminute, this R's been written in with tipp-ex. This isn't the Bart-mobile. It's my missing batmobile!"

Thief: "And actually, sir, my name's not even Bart."

Batman: "Dang! The devious criminal mind at work."