FOR EVERYTHING ELSE - THERE'S MASTERCARD

MasterCard advert currently on TV - a young woman makes her ex-boyfriend jealous when she turns up at a wedding. Voice over:

"Dress - £100...
"Lipstick - £12...
"Bath oils - £3...
"The look on your ex-boyfriend's face when he sees you - priceless!"

Every time I see this I mentally add my own voice over:

"Dress - £100...
"Lipstick - £12...
"Bath oils - £3...
"Your obsessive, stalker behaviour - priceless!"

Thanks, MasterCard. Please never date me.